9.30.2011

Update

Hiya! I've been a horrible blogger, but I have an excuse. Well, several really: child, job, school, boyfriend, etc. BUT, today was my last day of work. Now I am just a student. I can blog again!

One week from now: JAPAN!


Word to you Mother

Thanks for this one, Seja.

9.21.2011

Shocking Truths

1. Some people are gay. Always have been. Always will be.
2. People smoke pot in every town in America. A lot.
3. Teenagers have sex. Always have. Always will.
4. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up. Like, years ago.

Can we just get over the above things and move on? Especially #4.

9.16.2011

Irrational Pet Peeves, part 4

Do you have those celebrities that you just don't like? These people annoy me. As celebrities, I just don't care of them.

#1 Christina Ricci
Reason: She had an uncanny coolness about her when she was young. Not so much anymore. Just another Maxim pin-up girl.

Image via Just Jared

#2 Zooey Deschanel
Reason: OVER-RATED. Can she act? Nope. Can she sing? Nope. Can she write good songs? Nope. Is she cute/pretty/hot? Absolutely. But so are BILLIONS of other people.



Image via Ask Men.

#3 Blake Lively
Reason: Yes, beautiful and stylish...but to compare her to Jackie-O? Unforgiveable. The girl is on "Gossip Girl" for god's sake!





Gotta run... more later.

9.12.2011

What to Watch With Your 3-year-old?

I've been wanting to find some shows and movies that Audrey and I would BOTH enjoy watching. After being forced to overhear the hell known as a "Strawberry Shortcake" show, I decided it was time. Even though some are very good, I get tired of animated films a la Disney, etc. Last night we watched the documentary "Babies" and we both thoroughly enjoyed it. Looking for more like this.


In My Dreams

The following three dreams are dreams I have on a regular basis. Feel free to skip reading this post because it sucks to have to listen to other people's dreams.

1. Jen, Seja, Amy, Wendy, and I are going on an international trip- usually to a very Eastern-bloc kind of place (and sometimes North Korea). Everytime I have this dream, something prevents me from going- I forgot my passport, the streets flooded and I couldn't drive to the airport, I couldn't get to the gate in time, etc. Only ONCE have we all actually made it to our destination. It was Italy. I desperately want to go on a international trip with these gals!

2. I am swimming in a deep pool full of large marine animals like whales and manatees. I have to touch the bottom of the pool with my feet before I am allowed to get out. NOTE: I am terrified of deep water with large marine animals.

3. Justin Bieber and I are dating. He is really into me.

When thinking about writing this blog, I decided to check out one of Bieber's videos. The one of the only song of his I know. I like this song and I am proud to admit it.

Back by a Lack of Demand

Haha. I'm back from my weeks-long hiatus from the world of the internets. Beginning of school + work + Dan leaving + moving to a new house = being lazy any second I get a chance (thus, no blogging). I know all three of you have been disappointed! I'm sorry.

Quick update: quit my job to return to school full-time to finish this master's degree once and for all. Last day is Sept 30 and I feel very good about the decision despite the thousands of dollars I will go into debt.