A little negativity for this lovely Christmas day...

It's been a lovely holiday this year. Perfect, really. So imagine my disgust when we turn on the TV tonight to see what specials may be on that Audrey would like and we find "Horton Hears a Who," otherwise known as my second least favorite movie of all time ("Michael" is the worst). This movie throws me into a feminist tizzy. For some reason, the filmmakers decided to add their own new subplot, where Mayor Who has 96 spirited little girls and one socially-challenged little boy. Despite the enthusiasm and clear talent of his girls, he only focuses on his son as his potential successor. I can't help but think that Seuss himself would be disgusted by this addition to his story, especially considering his liberal views. "A person's a person, no matter how small." Um, not according to the filmmakers.

Thanks. I had to get that off my chest. I hope everyone has had a safe, warm, lovely holiday!


Adventures with E-Harmony

Some notes:

  • Baskett Ball? Optommistic? BLOCKED.
  • Lives in Louisville. BLOCKED.
  • A pic of a guy white-water rafting with his dog = BLOCKED. No dogs or nature for me, thank you.
  • Soul patch. BLOCKED.
  • Hey super-goodlooking, professional-sports-playing, architect guy- I already don't trust you. CHECKING EVERY HOUR TO SEE IF YOU'VE INITIATED COMMUNICATION.


I need a cute boy...

...to dance with to this song! Audrey is a pretty good dance partner, but...

Nickelback / Instagram parody

If you're not already a fan of collegehumor.com, you will be after watching this.

Nickelback / Instagram parody

Sorry, can't get it to embed. It's worth the click!


E-Harmony - what the hell?

So, I am on E-Harmony now. Not sure I am ready for this. Three of my favorite couples in the whole world met on E-Harmony, so I figured it was worth a try. Not sure I am really ready for a relationship and I KNOW I don't have time, but it might be fun to talk about myself a lot :).