The Gap is Making Me Fat

So, my super-awesome ex-mother-in-law sent me a $300 (!) gift certificate to Banana Republic. Yipee. I do most of my shopping online b/c Bloomington sucks shopping-wise. So, it's tons of trial and error. I have to drop off my returns at the closest UPS, which happens to be at the student union. I can't, JUST CAN'T, go to the union and NOT get Pizza Hut breadsticks and a Special K chewy cookie. This might become a problem.