To my dear old Chicago friends Marisa and Wendy (and former co-workers at media agency),
I thought I'd point out that I am officially out of advertisers' "ideal" demographic. You guys still have one more year though! Live your last year of 18-34 to its fullest!!! Meanwhile, I will enjoy being targeted by products for 35-to-44-year-olds such as wrinkle cream and Danactive (both of which I could use right now).